Casts

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  Mark Wahlberg

  John

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  Seth MacFarlane

  Ted (voice)

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  Amanda Seyfried

  Samantha

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  Jessica Barth

  Tami-Lynn

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  Giovanni Ribisi

  Donny

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  Morgan Freeman

  Patrick Meighan

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  Sam J. Jones

  Sam J. Jones

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  Patrick Warburton

  Guy

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  Michael Dorn

  Rick

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  Bill Smitrovich

  Frank

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  John Slattery

  Shep Wild

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  Cocoa Brown

  Joy

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  John Carroll Lynch

  Tom Jessup

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  Ron Canada

  Judge

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  Liam Neeson

  Customer

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  Dennis Haysbert

  Fertility Doctor

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  Patrick Stewart

  Narrator (voice)

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  Tom Brady

  Tom Brady

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  Jay Leno

  Jay Leno

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  Jimmy Kimmel

  Jimmy Kimmel

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  Kate McKinnon

  Kate McKinnon

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  Bobby Moynihan

  Bobby Moynihan

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  Taran Killam

  Taran Killam

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  Sebastian Arcelus

  Dr. Ed Danzer

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  Jay Patterson

  Karl Jackson

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  Steve Callaghan

  Comic

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  Nana Visitor

  Adoption Agent

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  Maggie Geha

  Female Nurse

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  Jessica Szohr

  Allison

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  Craig Ricci Shaynak

  Blind Guy

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  Lexi Atkins

  Waitress

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  Jack Knight

  Todd Kidder

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  Lauren Sánchez Bezos

  Boston Newscaster

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  William Xifaras

  Boston Neighbor

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  Curtis Stigers

  Wedding Singer

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  Julius Sharpe

  NYC Doctor

• Liz Morgan

  NYC Nurse

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  Alec Sulkin

  Obi-Wan

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  Ralph Garman

  Stormtrooper

• Michael Steven Costello

  Jury Foreman

• J. Mark Donaldson

  Juror

• Frank Lloyd

  Juror

• Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

  Bailiff

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  Becki Dennis

  Receptionist

• Robert Holfelder

  Band Leader

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  Michael Trisler

  Cyclist

• Ryan Hanna

  Jogger

• Kate Gustafson

  Hasbro CEO Assistant

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  David Goldman

  Pundit

• Ted Jessup

  Pundit

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  Ronobir Lahiri

  Pundit

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  Barry Ratcliffe

  Pundit

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  Chris Regan

  Pundit

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  Nefetari Spencer

  Pundit

• Jeffrey Stubblefield

  Pundit

• 

  Wellesley Wild

  Pundit

• 

  Lenny Clarke

  Cop (Boston PD)

• Chris Neville

  Cop (Boston PD)

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  Rachael MacFarlane

  Meighan Assistant

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  Christy Scott Cashman

  Reporter

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  Joseph J. Micucci

  Nerd (Wedgie)

• Josiah Blount

  Comic Con Fan

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  Johnny Alves

  Security Guard

• Silvio Cuadra

  Security Guard

• 

  Dustin Ybarra

  Borg

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  Matthew J. Walters

  Hellboy

• Aaron Zell

  Vendor

• Scott Wahle

  Film Executive

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  John Viener

  Police Dispatcher

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  Kate B. O'Brien

  Diner Waitress

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  Billy Concha

  Bachelor Party Guest

• Andrew Torres

  Jump Rope Guy

• Luke Adams

  Wedding Announcer

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  Tara Strong

  Ted Toy (voice)

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  Tiffany

  Tiffany

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  Brittany O'Connor

  Cake Girl (uncredited)

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  Julie Schmid

  Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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  Rose Wakesho

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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  Katie McCabe

  Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

• Stanis Krista Ames

  Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

• Claudia Zielke

  Baroness Girl (uncredited)

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  Alexandra Creteau

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

• Vincent M. Biscione

  Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

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  Kt Baldassaro

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

• Laura-Elise Barrett

  Booth Girl (uncredited)

• 

  Anissa Borrego

  Flash Girl (uncredited)

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  Roseny Carrero

  My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

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  John Franchi

  Bar Patron (uncredited)

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  Chia Chen

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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  Lexie Contursi

  Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

• Chassidy Cox

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

• Nea Dune

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

• Diana Emuge

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

• Michelle Fonseca

  Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

• Enku Gubaie

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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  London Hall

  Reporter (uncredited)

• Isabel Wagner

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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  Sandra Yap

  Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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  Isabella Sanchez

  Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

• Sagan Rose

  Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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  Elizabeth Pollard

  Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

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  Tina Grimm

  Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

• Kim Mulhauser

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

• Olivia McCarthy

  Booth Girl (uncredited)

• Sophie Mazzaro

  Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

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  Anna Maiche

  Kissing Couple (uncredited)

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  Kandiss Lewis

  Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

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  Toi'ya Leatherwood

  Ginger Girl (uncredited)

• Christopher Weigel

  Well Wisher (uncredited)

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  Zola Williams

  Dancer (uncredited)

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  Noelle Trudeau

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

• Lance Norris

  Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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  Susan Garfield

  Woman at Diner (uncredited)

• Dustin Christenson

  Attendee (uncredited)

• Ronald James Hoff Jr

  Groomsman (uncredited)

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  Sergio Gava

  Comic Con Attendee

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  Bron Schuler

  Me'Shell Jones Cosplayer