Casts

• 

  Robert De Niro

  Rupert Pupkin

• 

  Jerry Lewis

  Jerry Langford

• 

  Diahnne Abbott

  Rita

• 

  Sandra Bernhard

  Masha

• 

  Shelley Hack

  Cathy Long

• 

  Frederick de Cordova

  Bert Thomas

• 

  Ed Herlihy

  Ed Herlihy

• Lou Brown

  Band Leader

• Loretta Tupper

  Stage Door Fan

• Peter Potulski

  Stage Door Fan

• Vinnie Gonzales

  Stage Door Fan

• Whitey Ryan

  Stage Door Guard

• Doc Lawless

  Chauffeur

• 

  Marta Heflin

  Young Girl

• Katherine Wallach

  Autograph Seeker

• Charles Kaleina

  Autograph Seeker

• Richard Baratz

  Caricaturist

• 

  Catherine Scorsese

  Rupert's Mom (voice)

• 

  Cathy Scorsese

  Dolores

• 

  Chuck Low

  Man in Chinese Restaurant

• 

  Liza Minnelli

  Liza Minnelli

• Leslie Levinson

  Roberta Posner

• Alan Potashnick

  Man at Telephone

• Michael Kolba

  Man at Telephone

• Robert Colston

  Man at Telephone

• Ramon Rodriguez

  Man at Telephone

• Chuck Coop

  Man at Telephone

• Sel Vitella

  Man at Telephone

• Margo Winkler

  Receptionist

• Tony Boschetti

  Mr. Gangemi

• 

  Mick Jones

  Street Scum

• 

  Joe Strummer

  Street Scum

• 

  Paul Simonon

  Street Scum

• Kosmo Vinyl

  Street Scum

• 

  Ellen Foley

  Street Scum

• Pearl Harbour

  Street Scum

• Gaby Salter

  Street Scum

• Jerry Baxter-Worman

  Street Scum

• 

  Don Letts

  Street Scum

• 

  Matt Russo

  Cabbie

• Thelma Lee

  Woman in Telephone Booth

• 

  Joyce Brothers

  Dr. Joyce Brothers

• George Kapp

  Mystery Guest

• 

  Victor Borge

  Victor Borge

• 

  Ralph Monaco

  Raymond Wirtz

• Rob-Jamere Wess

  Security Guard

• 

  Kim Chan

  Jonno

• Audrey Dummett

  Cook

• June Prud'Homme

  Audrey

• Edgar J. Scherick

  Wilson Crockett

• Thomas M. Tolan

  Gerrity

• Ray Dittrich

  Giardello

• Richard Dioguardi

  Captain Burke

• 

  Jay Julien

  Langford's Lawyer

• Harry J. Ufland

  Langford's Agent

• Scotty Bloch

  Crockett's Secretary

• Jim Lyness

  Ticket Taker

• 

  Bill Minkin

  McCabe

• Diane Rachell

  McCabe's Wife

• Dennis Mulligan

  Plainclothesman

• 

  Tony Devon

  Plainclothesman

• Peter Fain

  Plainclothesman

• Michael F. Stodden

  Plainclothesman

• 

  Gerard Murphy

  Plainclothesman

• Jimmy Raitt

  Stage Manager

• 

  Martin Scorsese

  TV Director

• 

  Tony Randall

  Tony Randall

• 

  Charles Scorsese

  First Man at Bar

• 

  Mardik Martin

  Second Man at Bar

• William Jorgensen

  Newsman (voice)

• Marvin Scott

  Newsman (voice)

• Chuck Stevens

  Newsman (voice)

• William Littauer

  Newsman (voice)

• Jeff David

  Announcer (voice)