Casts

• 

  Jesse Ventura

  Abraxas

• 

  Sven-Ole Thorsen

  Secundus

• 

  Damian Lee

  Dar

• 

  Jerry Levitan

  Hite

• Marjorie Bransfield

  Sonia Murray

• Ken Quinn

  Carl

• 

  Marilyn Lightstone

  Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)

• 

  Moses Znaimer

  Secundus' Answer Box (voice)

• Robert Nasmith

  Sonia's Father

• Kris Michaels

  Sonia's Mother

• 

  Layne Coleman

  Registry Clerk

• Francis Mitchell

  Tommy Murray

• Sonja Belliveau

  Doctor

• 

  Jim Belushi

  Principal Latimer

• Erica Heenan

  School Secretary

• 

  John Blackwood

  Camper Dad

• Rae Johnson

  Camper Mom

• Adrian Burnett

  Michael - Camper Son

• David Mitchell

  Deputy Johnny White

• Al Timmer

  Maxie

• 

  Michael Copeman

  Sheriff Sharp

• Michael Scherer

  Garage Owner

• Katy Turpin

  Irate Girl

• 

  Zion Forrest Lee

  Jack

• Tyrell Janos

  Willy

• Jason Turnpenny

  Second Bully

• Lee Anne Simms

  Betty

• Johnny Askwith

  Cocky Youth

• 

  Johanna Householder

  Rosa - Grocery Clerk

• Sarah James

  Stripper

• Leo Armoffe

  Bar Patron

• Alex Ruge

  Bouncer

• 

  Ellen Dubin

  First Waitress

• Kate Healey

  Second Waitress

• Christine Wilson

  Teacher