Casts

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  Charlie Sheen

  Topper Harley

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  Lloyd Bridges

  President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

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  Valeria Golino

  Ramada Rodham Hayman

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  Richard Crenna

  Col. Denton Walters

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  Rowan Atkinson

  Dexter Hayman

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  Miguel Ferrer

  Commander Arvid Harbinger

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  Brenda Bakke

  Michelle Rodham Huddleston

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  Jerry Haleva

  Saddam Hussein

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  David Wohl

  Gerou

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  Mitchell Ryan

  Gray Edwards

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  Michael Colyar

  Williams

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  Ryan Stiles

  Rabinowitz

• Rosemary Johnston

  Lavinia Rodham Benson

• Ben Lemon

  Team 2 Leader

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  Buck McDancer

  Richard Nixon

• Larry Lindsey

  Gerald Ford

• Ed Beheler

  Jimmy Carter

• Daniel T. Healy

  George Bush

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  Jay Koch

  Ronald Reagan

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  Charles Haugk

  Navy Seal

• Dian Kobayashi

  Mrs. Rodham Soto

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  Bob Vila

  Self

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  Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

  Geronimo

• J. D. DeKranis

  Michael Corleone Lookalike

• Bob Legionaire

  Captain McCluskey Lookalike

• Corey Rand

  Sollozzo Lookalike

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  Tony Edwards

  Limo Driver

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  James Lew

  Kick Boxer Opponent

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  Gerald Okamura

  Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee

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  Chi Muoi Lo

  Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster

• Ron Pitts

  Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster

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  Norm Compton

  Phil

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  Kelly Connell

  Radio Operator

• Wayne Satz

  News Anchorman

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  Pat Harvey

  News Reporter

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  Joseph V. Perry

  Singing Waiter

• Oz Tortora

  Singing Busboy

• Judith Kahan

  Veiled Woman

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  Shaun Toub

  Sleeping Guard

• Mark Steen

  Adrian Messenger

• Carey Tall Sr.

  Train Conductor

• Don Miloyevich

  Cab Driver

• Ed Nassaney

  Iraqi Door Guard

• Andrew M. Siegel

  Iraqi Soldier

• C. Ransom Walrod

  Iraqi Boat Driver

• John Escobar

  Necktie Guard

• Nancy Abrahams

  Mother Whose Baby is Snatched

• Charlie Abrahams

  Snatched Baby

• Jane Butenoff

  Slim Woman at Banquet

• Louise Yaffe

  Gray Edwards' Concubine

• Eleanor Schiff

  Gray Edwards' Concubine

• Pamela Thompson

  Nun Not in This Movie

• Karen Proft

  Nun Not in This Movie

• Jack I. Bernstein

  Cop (as Jack Bernstein)

• Don Gruenberg

  Backyard Family

• Alice Gruenberg

  Backyard Family

• Jamie Abrahams

  Backyard Family

• Joseph Abrahams

  Basketball Player

• Alison Anne Abrohams

  Chain Skimmer

• Deborah Hwang-Marriott

  Kickboxing Mother

• William Haig Marriott

  Kickboxing Child

• Shelley Beattie

  American Gladiator Siren

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  Raye Hollitt

  American Gladiator Zap

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  Andreas Katsulas

  Rufshaad

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  Clyde Kusatsu

  Prime Minister Soto

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  Gregory Sierra

  The Captain

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  Martin Sheen

  Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)

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  Al Leong

  Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member (uncredited)