Casts

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  Scott Mechlowicz

  Scott Thomas

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  Jacob Pitts

  Cooper Harris

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  Michelle Trachtenberg

  Jenny

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  Travis Wester

  Jamie

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  Vinnie Jones

  Mad Maynard

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  Lucy Lawless

  Madame Vandersexxx

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  Jessica Boehrs

  Mieke

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  Patrick Malahide

  Arthur Frommer

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  Patrick Rapold

  Christoph

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  Diedrich Bader

  Mugger

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  Kristin Kreuk

  Fiona

• Cathy Meils

  Mrs. Thomas

• Nial Iskhakov

  Bert

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  Matt Damon

  Donny

• J. Adams

  Guitars - Lustra

• Christopher Baird

  Vocals - Lustra

• Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

  Bass - Lustra

• Bruce Fulford

  Drums - Lustra

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  Molly Schade

  Candy

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  Jakki Degg

  Missy

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  Lenka Dayrit

  Sissy

• Andrea Stuart

  Courier Clerk

• Paul Oldham

  Cecil

• Mike McGuffie

  Hooligan

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  John Comer

  Hooligan

• Jeff Smith

  Hooligan

• Michael Cella

  Hooligan

• David Fisher

  Hooligan

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  Christian Dunckley Clark

  Hooligan

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  Petr Jákl

  Gunter

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  Jakub Kohák

  French Soccer Fan

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  J.P. Manoux

  Robot Man

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  Fred Armisen

  Creepy Italian Guy

• Eric Moscoso Vertiz

  Naked Spanish Guy

• Labass Kanoute

  Naked African Guy

• Sota Sakuma

  Naked Tiny Asian Guy

• Edita Deveroux

  Nude Beach Lady

• Petra Tomankova

  Nude Beach Lady

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  Barbora Navratilova

  Vandersexxx Girl

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  Lucie Kachtikova

  Vandersexxx Girl

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  Tereza Zimova

  Vandersexxx Girl

• Zuzana Björnstad

  Vandersexxx Girl

• Go Go Jean Michel Francis

  Rasta Waiter

• Helder Cambolo

  Rasta Chef

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  Jana Pallaske

  Anna, The Camera Store Girl

• Vilém Holý

  Hans

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  Jiří Maria Sieber

  Gruber

• Roger Denesha

  Bakery Man

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  Amy Huck

  Bakery Woman

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  Dominic Raacke

  Trucker

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  Rade Šerbedžija

  Tibor

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  Jan Nemejovský

  Manager at Opulent Hotel

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  Miroslav Táborský

  Waiter at Opulent Hotel

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  Tereza Brettschneiderova

  Girl in Orange Juice Ad

• Kristýna Simová

  Girl in Orange Juice Ad

• Vítězslav Bouchner

  Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)

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  Steve Hytner

  Green Fairy

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  Walter Sittler

  Mieke's Father

• Adam Dotlacil

  Heinrich

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  Joel Kirby

  Swiss Guard

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  Andrea Miltner

  Vatican Tour Guide

• Ellen Savaria

  Tourist Woman in Vatican

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  Predrag Bjelac

  Italian Guy at Vatican

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  Nick Jameson

  Reporter

• Jack Marston

  Pope

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  Pat Kilbane

  American Robot Guy

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  Joanna Lumley

  Hostel Clerk

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  Mindy Sterling

  Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

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  Jeffrey Tambor

  Scott's Dad (uncredited)