Casts

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  Woody Allen

  Joe Berlin

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  Natasha Lyonne

  Djuna 'D.J.' Berlin

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  Goldie Hawn

  Steffi Dandridge

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  Alan Alda

  Bob Dandridge

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  Drew Barrymore

  Skylar Dandridge

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  Edward Norton

  Holden Spence

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  Julia Roberts

  Von Sidell

• 

  Lukas Haas

  Scott Dandridge

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  Gaby Hoffmann

  Lane Dandridge

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  Natalie Portman

  Laura Dandridge

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  Tim Roth

  Charles Ferry

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  David Ogden Stiers

  Holden's Parent

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  Billy Crudup

  Ken

• 

  Robert Knepper

  Greg

• Diva Gray

  Nanny

• 

  Patrick Cranshaw

  Grandpa

• Kevin Hagan

  Doorman

• 

  Itzhak Perlman

  Self

• Trude Klein

  Frieda

• 

  Isiah Whitlock Jr.

  Cop

• 

  Edward Hibbert

  Harry Winston Salesman

• Colleen Dunn

  Harry Winston Dancer

• 

  Susan Misner

  Harry Winston Dancer

• 

  Frederick Rolf

  Le Cirque Waiter

• 

  Timothy Jerome

  X-Ray Room Doctor

• Daisy Prince

  Nurse

• 

  Ruth Gottschall

  Hospital Dancer

• Monica McSwain

  Hospital Dancer

• 

  Jill Nicklaus

  Hospital Dancer

• 

  Myra Lucretia Taylor

  Hospital Dancer

• Paolo Seganti

  DJ's Venice Date

• Robert Khakh

  Cab Driver

• Scotty Bloch

  Holden's Parent

• Valda Setterfield

  Ghost Dancer

• 

  Tony Sirico

  Escaped Convict

• 

  Ray Garvey

  Escaped Convict

• 

  Christy Carlson Romano

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• 

  Gabriel Millman

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Ed Hodson

  Scott's Doctor

• 

  Darren Lee

  Groucho Party Dancer

• 

  Cynthia Onrubia

  Groucho Party Dancer

• 

  Nancy Ticotin

  Groucho Party Dancer

• 

  Emily Bindiger

  Helen Miles Singer

• Michael Mark

  Helen Miles Singer

• Ami Almendral

  Nanny

• Madeline Balmaceda

  Nanny

• Vivian Cherry

  Nurse

• Tommie Baxter

  Old Woman

• Jeff DeRocker

  Homeless Man

• Cherylyn Jones

  Mannequin

• Tina Paul

  Mannequin / Harry Winston Dancer

• Vikki Schnurr

  Mannequin

• Navah Perlman

  Pianist

• Barbara Hollander

  Claire

• John Griffin

  Jeffrey Vandermost

• 

  Waltrudis Buck

  Psychiatrist

• Kevin Bogue

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Pamela Everett

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Gregory Mitchell

  Harry Winston Dancer

• 

  Dana Moore

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Troy Myers

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Joe Orrach

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Michael O'Steen

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Luis Martin Perez

  Harry Winston Dancer / Hospital Dancer / Ghost Dancer / Groucho Party Dancer

• Krissy Richmond

  Harry Winston Dancer

• Linda Kuriloff

  Nurse

• Helen Miles

  Nurse / The Helen Miles Singers

• Arlene Martin

  Nurse / The Helen Miles Singers

• Rene Ceballos

  Hospital Dancer

• Colton Green

  Hospital Dancer

• Lisa LeGuillou

  Hospital Dancer

• Joe Locarro

  Hospital Dancer

• Andrew Pacho

  Hospital Dancer

• John Selya

  Hospital Dancer

• Jo Telford

  Hospital Dancer

• 

  Andrea Piedimonte Bodini

  Alberto

• Gerry Burkhardt

  Ghost Dancer

• Eileen Casey

  Ghost Dancer

• Shelley Frankel

  Ghost Dancer

• Fred Mann III

  Ghost Dancer

• Kathy Sanson

  Ghost Dancer

• Frank Pietri

  Ghost Dancer

• Robert Walker

  Rapper

• Devalle Hayes

  Rapper

• Damon McCloud

  Rapper

• Tommy John

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Lindsy Canuel

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Richard Cummings

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Kristen Pettet

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Patrick Lavery

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Jonathan Giordano

  Trick-or-Treat Child

• Michel Moinot

  Bob's Doctor

• 

  Don Correia

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Sean Grant

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Roland Hayes

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Delphine T. Mantz

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Joanne McHugh

  Groucho Party Dancer

• John Mineo

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Willie Rosario

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Jerome Vivona

  Groucho Party Dancer

• Cindy Cobitt

  Helen Miles Singer

• Al Dana

  Helen Miles Singer

• Kevin De Simone

  Helen Miles Singer

• Paul Evans

  Helen Miles Singer

• Chrissy Faith

  Helen Miles Singer

• Jeff Lyons

  Helen Miles Singer

• Jenna Miles

  Helen Miles Singer

• Robert Ragaini

  Helen Miles Singer

• Lenny Roberts

  Helen Miles Singer

• Annette Sanders

  Helen Miles Singer

• Terry Textor

  Helen Miles Singer

• Vanéese Y. Thomas

  Helen Miles Singer

• Ashley H. Wilkinson

  Helen Miles Singer

• 

  Chris Cardona

  Italy Dinner Guest (uncredited)

• Olivia Hayman

  Skylar (singing voice) (uncredited)

• Lisa Cangelosi

  Cigar Girl (uncredited)

• Malinda Farrington

  Harry Winston Dancer (uncredited)