Casts

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  Kal Penn

  Edward

• 

  Adam Campbell

  Peter

• 

  Jennifer Coolidge

  White Bitch

• 

  Jayma Mays

  Lucy

• 

  Faune Chambers Watkins

  Susan

• 

  Crispin Glover

  Willy

• 

  Tony Cox

  Bink

• 

  Héctor Jiménez

  Mr. Tumnus

• 

  Darrell Hammond

  Captain Jack Swallows

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  Carmen Electra

  Mystique

• 

  David Carradine

  Museum Curator

• 

  Fred Willard

  Aslo

• 

  Kevin McDonald

  Harry Potter

• 

  George Alvarez

  Ron

• 

  Crista Flanagan

  Hermoine

• Dana Seltzer

  Flight Attendant

• 

  Dane Farwell

  Albus Dumbledore

• 

  Tad Hilgenbrink

  Cyclops

• 

  Jim Piddock

  Magneto

• 

  Vince Vieluf

  Wolverine

• 

  Kahshanna Evans

  Storm

• 

  Lindsey Kraft

  Rogue

• 

  Jareb Dauplaise

  Nacho Libre

• 

  Rico Rodriguez

  Chanchito

• 

  Danny Jacobs

  Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

• 

  David Lehre

  Ashton Kutcher

• James Walker Sr.

  Samuel Jackson

• Tysen Knight

  Kanye West

• Alla Petrou

  Paris Hilton

• 

  Gregory Jbara

  Mel Gibson

• 

  Jill Latiano Howerton

  Singing Pirate Girl

• Abe Spigner

  Flavor Flav

• Shawn McDonald

  P. Diddy Faun

• 

  Lauren Conrad

  Lauren Conrad

• 

  Katt Williams

  Harry Beaver (voice)

• 

  Nick Steele

  Lead Archer

• Brennan Thomas

  Woodsman

• David J. Catching

  Aslo's Camp Band

• 

  Jesse Hughes

  Aslo's Camp Band

• Brian O'Connor

  Aslo's Camp Band

• Gene Trautmann

  Aslo's Camp Band

• 

  Kenny Yates

  Pirate with Heart

• 

  D.J. Dierker

  Pirate

• 

  Taran Killam

  Pirate

• 

  Jeremy Rowley

  Pirate

• 

  Qiana Chase

  Pirate Wench

• 

  Jillian Grace

  Pirate Wench

• 

  Masha Lund

  Pirate Wench

• Pollyanna Uruena

  Pirate Wench

• 

  Sara Jean Underwood

  Pirate Wench

• 

  Olivia Hardt

  Cribs Faun

• 

  Zee James

  Cribs Faun

• 

  Ginny Jones

  Cribs Faun

• Britten Kelley

  Cribs Faun

• 

  Arielle Vandenberg

  Cribs Faun

• 

  Heather Storm

  Aslo's Girl

• 

  Irina Voronina

  Jogging Girl

• Audra Lynn

  Wardrobe Girl

• Darko Belgrade

  James Bond

• Brookelyn Freed

  Bond Girl

• 

  Sabi Dorr

  Blacksmith

• David Whatley-Zepeda

  Silas the Monk

• Mike Grief

  Prison Guard

• Mary Castro

  Breast Bite Woman

• Ron Léroy

  Nose Bite Guy

• Thomas Van Tassel

  Crotch Bite Guy

• Lichelle D. Ebner

  Morphed Mystique

• 

  Paul Zies

  Thug

• 

  Roscoe Lee Browne

  Narrator (voice)

• Ronald Lee Clark

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Joe Gieb

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Arturo Gil

  Oompa Loompa

• Ricardo Gil

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Michael Lee Gogin

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Joseph S. Griffo

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Pancho Moler

  Oompa Loompa

• Mighty Mike Murga

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Mark Povinelli

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Jon Simanton

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  David Steinberg

  Oompa Loompa

• John Tamaki

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Kevin Thompson

  Oompa Loompa

• 

  Tyce Diorio

  Willy Dance Double

• Richard Steelo Vasquez

  Curator Dance Double

• Megan Hiratzka

  Dancing Pirate Girl

• Samantha Faye Lee

  Dancing Pirate Girl

• Philip Albuquerque

  Breakdancing Pirate

• Jaime Burgos III

  Breakdancing Pirate

• Oren Michaeli

  Breakdancing Pirate

• Frankie DeMiranda

  Dancing Soldier

• Chadd Smith

  Madd Chadd

• Anwar Burton

  Michael Jackson

• 

  Yousef Abu-Taleb

  Daniel

• 

  Kevin Hart

  Silas (uncredited)

• 

  Scott L. Schwartz

  Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

• Monica Ford

  The Hot Nun (uncredited)

• John Eric Brown

  Warrior (uncredited)

• Dave Gist

  Man-Boobs! (uncredited)

• Jon Overgaauw

  Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

• Donna Russo

  Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

• Phillip Sanchez

  Monk (uncredited)

• Matt Weinglass

  Warrior (uncredited)

• 

  Michelle Lang

  Bond Girl