Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Lee AronsohnCreator
- Chuck LorreCreator
StatusEnded
TypeScripted
Original LanguageEnglish
Network
Seasons
Specials
1970 | 41 Episodes
Specials of Two and a Half Men premiered on January 1, 1970
A collection of behind-the-scenes features, cast interviews, and retrospective moments celebrating the show’s twelve-year run. Relive the funniest scenes, fan-favorite episodes, and the lasting legacy of television’s most unlikely family.
Season 1
2003 | 24 Episodes
Season 1 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 22, 2003
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
Season 2
2004 | 24 Episodes
Season 2 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2004
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.
Season 3
2005 | 24 Episodes
Season 3 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 19, 2005
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie’s wild ways clash with Alan’s neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.
Season 4
2006 | 24 Episodes
Season 4 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 18, 2006
Change is in the air as Charlie’s bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.
Season 5
2007 | 19 Episodes
Season 5 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 24, 2007
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
Season 6
2008 | 24 Episodes
Season 6 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 22, 2008
The house feels smaller than ever as everyone’s bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.
Season 7
2009 | 22 Episodes
Season 7 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 21, 2009
Charlie’s romantic past catches up to him, Alan’s financial woes deepen, and Jake’s teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Season 8
2010 | 16 Episodes
Season 8 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2010
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
Season 9
2011 | 24 Episodes
Season 9 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 19, 2011
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Season 10
2012 | 23 Episodes
Season 10 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 27, 2012
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
Season 11
2013 | 22 Episodes
Season 11 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 26, 2013
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie’s daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
Season 12
2014 | 16 Episodes
Season 12 of Two and a Half Men premiered on October 30, 2014
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.
Casts
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta